Frozen AU where Hans’ wins and he ends up ruling Arendelle and he’s so smug about it and keeps Anna as a statue. Muahahahah
art source: damnnateyou
OHHHHHHH MY GOSH, YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO ME.
THE BLOODSTAINED CLOAK WAS BAD ENOUGH, BUT NOW HORRIBLE STATUE SHENANIGANS AS WELL?
*CRAWLS AWAY MOANING*
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell